Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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