Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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