we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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