Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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