My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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