gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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