One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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