She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Two words: nipple clamps
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