David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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