we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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