I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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