I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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