: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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