Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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