ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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