i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
how drunk are you?
Several
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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