Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Naked. naked and bneed help.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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