that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
