So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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