and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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