Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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