piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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