no. you can't hotbox the world.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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