The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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