Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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