that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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