i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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