On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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