Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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