Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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