i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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