I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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