I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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