I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
kristin has been a bad kristin
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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