Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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