What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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