Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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