I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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