Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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