the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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