He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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