Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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