grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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