i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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