Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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