puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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