take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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