You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize