lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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