We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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