Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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