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(904): View more from Florida

at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

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(214): View more from Texas

I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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(205): View more from Alabama

You better have your party panties on Saturday!

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Why only Saturday?

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Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.

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(914): View more from New York

I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya

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(425): View more from Washington

I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.

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(315): View more from New York

Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood

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He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.

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