are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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