All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this will be a night to untag.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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