Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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