I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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