And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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